Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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