He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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