I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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