I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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