Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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