You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
