But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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