So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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