...so i touched it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
