I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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