you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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