Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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