i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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