Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Holy sore nipples Batman
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
