He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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