rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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