My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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