Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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