we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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