went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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