Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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