Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
