you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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