My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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