Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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