Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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