So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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