The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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