then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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