I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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