Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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