like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Let's get the cat blown out
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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