This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fuck appropriateness.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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