Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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