I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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