I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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