What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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