I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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