im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
do nipples grow back?
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