Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
