Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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