oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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