Don't you send me to vm
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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