i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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