You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also, beer. Big fan.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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