he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
