Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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