How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
hows the party?
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be there in 10
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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