If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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