when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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