I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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