As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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