Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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