I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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