so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
